It is a statistical near-impossibility how often a yellow flag goes up at the exact moment you were about to throw down a lap time. And yet here we are. Again. Every session.
The corner worker at Station 4 has it out for you personally. The black flag last weekend was excessive bordering on theatrical. And don't even start on whoever decided that incident was "car contact" because from your angle it absolutely was not.
The car? Worn out. The rules? Written by someone with an agenda. The tires? Heat cycled to death. Flag stations? Hostile work environment.
This tee documents your findings. There is also a fifth box. We don't talk about the fifth box.
• The Blame Check List, track and time trial edition
• Now with 100% more grievances against corner workers
• The flag station did NOT need to throw that yellow and you have video
• You don't have video
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
